Hadleigh
Nub News Logo
Nub News

EMU leader wins prestigious award

Opinion by Nub News Reporter 1st Apr 2024  
'Outstanding in his field' (Picture: Nub News)
'Outstanding in his field' (Picture: Nub News)

England's Most Useless town council mayor Gordon 'Jilted John' McLeod from Hadleigh has been named Scarecrow of the Year.

The lesser spotted McLeod was recognised in special open air ceremony, despite not turning up for Hadleigh town council meetings for nearly three months.

McLeod was recognised by the judges for wearing his mayoral robes, despite insisting they were looking shabby and needed a couple of grand to make them look better.

Rolf Paloi, spokesperson for the Scarecrow Society, said: "It is only right that this EMU, Cllr McLeod, should be honoured in this way as he was outstanding in his field."

The tight-lipped town council declined to say if Gordon was indeed a moron, or if he was ever attending another town meeting.

EMU Jilted John gets fresh acclaim (Picture: Nub News library)

     

CHECK OUT OUR Jobs Section HERE!
hadleigh vacancies updated hourly!
Click here to see more: hadleigh jobs

Share:


70% OFF

Kick back and defy gravity-comfort truly knows no bounds here! Zero Gravity Reclining Sun Lounger Chairs from Hirix International LTD
£199.99 £59.7

43% OFF

Outdoor 6-Seater Modular Rattan Corner Sofa Set with Coffee Table
Sofa good, you'll wish every seat at home was this comfy! - Modular Rattan Corner Sofa 6-Seater Set from Furniture One Limited
£699 £398.43

30% OFF

Apple AirPods 2nd Gen with Lightning Charging Case and 1m Cable
Hear the difference-wireless freedom is music to your ears! Apple Earbuds 2nd Gen - Charging Case and 1m Cable
£199.95 £139.3

Sign-up for our FREE newsletter...

We want to provide hadleigh with more and more clickbait-free news.