Saturday's Hadleigh Breakfast Briefing
By Derek Davis
3rd Apr 2021 | Local News
Saturday's Sting in the Tail
Paraprosdokians - Winston Churchill loved them, they are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy the second in our series. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
(Our thanks to Nub News reader Geraint Pugh for this idea, and contribution)
That's our lot unless you have more...Today's Hadleigh sunrise: 06:20
Today's Hadleigh sunset: 19:34Weather:
Dry but rather cloudy morning. Some breaks will develop later, allowing increasing amounts of sunshine. Otherwise cloudy and feeling chilly along some areas. Maximum Temperature 11c, low of 4c.Orwell Bridge:
OpenJoke of the day:
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?Because he was always spotted.
Supermarket opening times:
Morrisons – 07:00 – 22:00
Spar – 06:00 – 23:00Co-op - 07:00 – 22:00
Gulf Garage and Londis Shop, Lady Lane:
Monday: 06:00 - 21:00
Tuesday: 06:00 - 21:00Wednesday: 06:00 - 21:00
Thursday: 06:00 - 21:00Friday: 06:00 - 21:00
Saturday: 07:00 - 21:00Sunday: 07:00 - 21:00
Post Office opening times
Hadleigh:
Monday - Saturday: 09:00-17:00Sunday: Closed
Elmsett:
Monday – Friday; 09:00 – 17:00Saturday; 09:00 – 12:30
Sunday; Closed Bildeston:Monday - Saturday: 07:00-18:30
Sunday: 09:00-12:00 Polstead:Monday - Friday: 09:00-13:00
Saturday:09:00-12:30Sunday: Closed
Boxford:
Monday - Friday: 08:30-17:30Saturday: 08:30-12:30
Sunday: ClosedCovid-19 rapid flow test
United Reform Church, Market Place HadleighMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday: 0700 - 13:30
Thursday: 12:30-19:00.Visit www.suffolk.gov.uk or call 0333 772 6144 to book a test.
Citizens Advice Bureau phone advice for patients at Hadleigh, Boxford and Bildeston surgeries
- 00 - 15.00
Wednesday: 07586741250
Thursday: 07379202164Babergh's Home But Not Alone helpline: Freephone 0800 876 6926
Doctors:
Hadleigh Health centre
- 00am - 6.30pm
Boxford Mill Surgery
- 00am - 1pm
Link to online booking system for both, here...
Contact: 01473 822 961Call 111 out of hours.
Bus timetable:
Pharmacies:
Mill Lane: 08:00 - 18:30
Boots: 09:00 – 17:30Library is open for Select & Collect and reservations only.
Opening timesMonday Closed
Tuesday 0900 - 1700Wednesday 0900 - 1700
Thursday 0900 - 1800Friday 0900 - 1700
Saturday 0930 - 1700Sunday 1000 - 1600
Out-of-hours book return availablePlease note that the main entrance will be closed during the week of 15 March due to building work. However, you will still be able to return or collect items via the double doors on the High Street.
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