Don't forget the clocks go forward an hour

Daylight saving time will begin at 01:00 on Sunday, March 28. Coldplay singer Chris Martin's great-great-grandfather William Willett who came up with the idea of British Summer Time back in 1907,

Saturday's Sting in the Tail

Paraprosdokians - Winston Churchill loved them, they are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy the second in our series.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

(Our thanks to Nub News reader Geraint Pugh for this idea, and contribution)

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Today's Hadleigh sunrise: 05:39

Today's Hadleigh sunset: 18:20

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Peninsula tide times:

04:19 0.42m

10:52 3.85m

16:36 0.64m

23:09 3.79m

Good on the Strand

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Weather:

A fine and dry day overall, with perhaps the odd morning shower. Plenty of sunshine though increasingly hazy during the afternoon. Breezy with more cloud later. Maximum temperature 11c low of 7c.

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Orwell Bridge:

Open

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Joke of the day:

Why should you never go out with an apostrophe?

They're too possessive

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Post Office opening times

Hadleigh:

Monday - Saturday: 09:00-17:00

Sunday: Closed

Elmsett:

Monday – Friday; 09:00 – 17:00

Saturday; 09:00 – 12:30

Sunday; Closed

Bildeston:

Monday - Saturday: 07:00-18:30

Sunday: 09:00-12:00

Polstead:

Monday - Friday: 09:00-13:00

Saturday:09:00-12:30

Sunday: Closed

Boxford:

Monday - Friday: 08:30-17:30

Saturday: 08:30-12:30

Sunday: Closed

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Covid-19 rapid flow test

United Reform Church, Market Place Hadleigh

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday: 0700 - 13:30

Thursday: 12:30-19:00.

Visit www.suffolk.gov.uk or call 0333 772 6144 to book a test.

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Gulf Garage and Londis Shop, Lady Lane:

Monday: 06:00 - 21:00

Tuesday: 06:00 - 21:00

Wednesday: 06:00 - 21:00

Thursday: 06:00 - 21:00

Friday: 06:00 - 21:00

Saturday: 07:00 - 21:00

Sunday: 07:00 - 21:00

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Citizens Advice Bureau phone advice for patients at Hadleigh, Boxford and Bildeston surgeries

1. 00 - 15.00

Tuesdays: 07384429361

Wednesday: 07586741250

Thursday: 07379202164

Babergh's Home But Not Alone helpline: Freephone 0800 876 6926

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Doctors:

Hadleigh Health centre

1. 00am - 6.30pm

Boxford Mill Surgery

1. 00am - 1pm

Link to online booking system for both, here...

Contact: 01473 822 961

Call 111 out of hours.

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Bus timetable:

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Supermarket opening times:

Morrisons – 07:00 – 22:00

Spar – 06:00 – 23:00

Co-op - 07:00 – 22:00

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Pharmacies:

Mill Lane: 08:00 - 18:30

Boots: 09:00 – 17:30

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Library is open for Select & Collect and reservations only.

Opening times

Monday Closed

Tuesday 0900 - 1700

Wednesday 0900 - 1700

Thursday 0900 - 1800

Friday 0900 - 1700

Saturday 0930 - 1700

Sunday 1000 - 1600

Out-of-hours book return available

Please note that the main entrance will be closed during the week of 15 March due to building work. However, you will still be able to return or collect items via the double doors on the High Street.

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