Saturday's Hadleigh Breakfast Briefing
By Derek Davis 20th Mar 2021
Saturday's Sting in the Tail
Paraprosdokians - Winston Churchill loved them, they are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy the second in our series. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
(Our thanks to Nub News reader Geraint Pugh for this idea, and contribution)Today's Hadleigh sunrise: 05:55
Today's Hadleigh sunset: 18:08Weather:
Brightest first thing, however, cloud should spread southwards during the morning giving a risk of patchy light rain more generally. Rather cool, but with light winds. Maximum temperature 12c, low of 5c.Orwell Bridge:
OpenJoke of the day:
I hate Russian dolls…They're so full of themselves
Covid-19 rapid flow test
United Reform Church, Market Place Hadleigh
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday: 0700 - 13:30Thursday: 12:30-19:00.
Visit www.suffolk.gov.uk or call 0333 772 6144 to book a test.Gulf Garage and Londis Shop, Lady Lane:
Monday: 06:00 - 21:00Tuesday: 06:00 - 21:00
Wednesday: 06:00 - 21:00Thursday: 06:00 - 21:00
Friday: 06:00 - 21:00Saturday: 07:00 - 21:00
Sunday: 07:00 - 21:00Citizens Advice Bureau phone advice for patients at Hadleigh, Boxford and Bildeston surgeries
- 00 - 15.00
Tuesdays: 07384429361
Wednesday: 07586741250Thursday: 07379202164
Babergh's Home But Not Alone helpline: Freephone 0800 876 6926
Doctors:
Hadleigh Health centre
- 00am - 6.30pm
Boxford Mill Surgery
- 00am - 1pm
Link to online booking system for both, here...
Contact: 01473 822 961Call 111 out of hours.
Bus timetable:
Supermarket opening times:
Morrisons – 07:00 – 22:00
Spar – 06:00 – 23:00Co-op - 07:00 – 22:00
Pharmacies:
Mill Lane: 08:00 - 18:30
Boots: 09:00 – 17:30Library is open for Select & Collect and reservations only.
Opening timesMonday Closed
Tuesday 0900 - 1700Wednesday 0900 - 1700
Thursday 0900 - 1800Friday 0900 - 1700
Saturday 0930 - 1700Sunday 1000 - 1600
Out-of-hours book return availablePlease note that the main entrance will be closed during the week of 15 March due to building work. However, you will still be able to return or collect items via the double doors on the High Street.
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