Saturday's Hadleigh Breakfast Briefing
By Derek Davis 13th Mar 2021
Saturday's Sting in the Tail
Paraprosdokians - Winston Churchill loved them, they are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy the second in our series. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I usually put 'DOCTOR'. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. (Our thanks to Nub News reader Geraint Pugh for this idea, and contribution)Today's Hadleigh sunrise: 06:09
Today's Hadleigh sunset: 17:58Weather:
Heavy and blustery showers, but there will also be some sunny spells in-between. Windy with gales likely and feeling chilly. Maximum Temperature 9C.Orwell Bridge:
OpenJoke of the day:
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat standing upright underneath on the floor of the cave.Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What the heck are you doing down there?"
And the bat shouts back: "Yoga".Covid-19 rapid flow test
United Reform Church, Market Place HadleighMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday: 0700 - 13:30
Thursday: 12:30-19:00.Visit www.suffolk.gov.uk or call 0333 772 6144 to book a test.
Gulf Garage and Londis Shop, Lady Lane:
Monday: 06:00 - 21:00
Tuesday: 06:00 - 21:00Wednesday: 06:00 - 21:00
Thursday: 06:00 - 21:00Friday: 06:00 - 21:00
Saturday: 07:00 - 21:00Sunday: 07:00 - 21:00
Citizens Advice Bureau phone advice for patients at Hadleigh, Boxford and Bildeston surgeries
- 00 - 15.00
Wednesday: 07586741250
Thursday: 07379202164 Babergh's Home But Not Alone helpline: Freephone 0800 876 6926Doctors:
Hadleigh Health centre- 00am - 6.30pm
- 00am - 1pm
Contact: 01473 822 961
Call 111 out of hours.Supermarket opening times:
Morrisons – 07:00 – 22:00Spar – 06:00 – 23:00
Co-op - 07:00 – 22:00Pharmacies:
Mill Lane: 08:00 - 18:30Boots: 09:00 – 17:30
Library is open for Select & Collect and reservations only.
Opening times
Monday ClosedTuesday 0900 - 1700
Wednesday 0900 - 1700Thursday 0900 - 1800
Friday 0900 - 1700Saturday 0930 - 1700
Sunday 1000 - 1600Out-of-hours book return available
Please note that the main entrance will be closed during the week of 15 March due to building work. However, you will still be able to return or collect items via the double doors on the High Street.Add your event to our Hadleigh What's On page by using the black Nub It button here… It is free and easy to use.
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